The Simpsons (TV Series)
Treehouse of Horror XII (2001)
Pierce Brosnan: Pierce Brosnan
Quotes
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Homer Simpson : [regarding him marrying Marge] But if I died, she'd be completely free. For man or machine.
Pierce Brosnan House : [as Homer leaves] Machine, eh?
Homer Simpson : [returns] Yup, a machine.
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[Homer is about to disable the Ultrabot CPU]
Homer Simpson : I'm gonna enjoy this!
Pierce Brosnan House : Don't take out my British charm unit! Without that, I'm nothing but a boorish American clod!
[Homer removes the British charm unit]
Pierce Brosnan House : Ah, thanks a lot, asswipe!
[losing power]
Pierce Brosnan House : I coulda kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque, you fat... slime... bucket.
[voice dying]
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Pierce Brosnan House : Good morning, Marge.
Marge : Good morning, Pierce.
[notices Homer's side of the bed is empty]
Marge : Where's Homer?
Pierce Brosnan House : Uh... I think he went to work early.
Marge : That sounds like a lie.
[Marge gasps as she notices Homer's photo in the family portrait has been replaced by the computer lens and subtly reaches for the phone to dial 911]
Marge : [quietly] Hello, police? I think my house killed my husband.
Pierce Brosnan House : This is Constable Wiggums. We'll be right there. Remove your knickers and wait in the bath.