The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror XII (2001)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Baby-Puppy Vendor, Leprechaun, Kodos, Ultrahouse 300 Standard Voice, Ultrahouse 300 Dennis Miller Voice, Yoda, Salesbot, Prince #1, Prince #2

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Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : [regarding him marrying Marge]  But if I died, she'd be completely free. For man or machine.

  Pierce Brosnan House : [as Homer leaves]  Machine, eh?

  Homer Simpson : [returns]  Yup, a machine.

• Homer : Die, you monster!

  Lisa : Dad! That's the water softener.

  Homer : Well I *am* missing the back of my head. I think you could cut me some slack!

• [Homer is about to disable the Ultrabot CPU] 

  Homer Simpson : I'm gonna enjoy this!

  Pierce Brosnan House : Don't take out my British charm unit! Without that, I'm nothing but a boorish American clod!

  [Homer removes the British charm unit] 

  Pierce Brosnan House : Ah, thanks a lot, asswipe!

  [losing power] 

  Pierce Brosnan House : I coulda kicked your butt from here to Albuquerque, you fat... slime... bucket.

  [voice dying] 

• Homer : Mmmm... unexplained bacon.

• Homer : Well, everything ended fine.

  Marge : No, it didn't. Bart's dead.

  Homer : Saying I'm sorry won't bring him back.

  Marge : The gypsy said it would.

  Homer : Pff. She's not the boss of me.

• Leprechaun : [whilst kissing the Gypsy]  Hold me closer.

• Leprechaun : [whilst kissing the Gypsy]  Kiss me I'm Irish.