- Lisa Simpson: Dad you've become the new Grim Reaper!
- Homer Simpson: No way! Forget it! I may occasionally kill out of anger or to illustrate a point but I am not a Grim Reaper!
- Lisa Simpson: Dad, do you realize what you've done? You've created a world without death!
- Homer Simpson: Does this mean they'll never cancel the Jim Belushi show?
- Lisa Simpson: I guess so.
- Homer Simpson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Professor John Frink, Sr.: [Professor Frink has just re-animated his dead father using mechanical organs] I'm alive! With the breathing and the tingling and what's this radiator where my puppet should be?
- Professor Frink: Oh, papa, you're back! Now we had to replace several vital organs with machinery, but that doesn't make you any less of a man. Except you have no penis. In the traditional sense.