"The Simpsons" Worst Episode Ever (TV Episode 2001) - Hank Azaria as Moe Szyslak, Apu, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Chief Wiggum, General, Lou

[Bart and Milhouse are watching a secret tape of police informants]

Ned Flanders : I really hate to be a snitch.

Chief Wiggum : Don't worry, your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence.

Ned Flanders : Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape into my house. It's, uh, taken over the top floor.

Bart : It wasn't dad's fault. The ape tricked him.
Comic Book Guy : Human contact: the final frontier.
Agnes Skinner : You are the rudest man who ever... bought me dinner.

Comic Book Guy : Correction. I do not believe I have ever bought you... Oh!
Comic Book Guy : [after Comic Book Guy bad mouthed Duff Beer] Oh, please. If I wanted to hear mindless droning, I'd befriend an air conditioner.

Moe Szyslak : Oh! Now he's ragging on air conditioners!

Carl : Hey, they keep us cool in the summer, pal.

Lenny : Get him!
Comic Book Guy : Breath short. Left arm numb. Can't go on describing symptoms much longer.
Comic Book Guy : youre mocking me oh thats rich. you are all banned banned i tell you.
Comic Book Guy : Two ten years old running my store? What is this? Bizarro World?

Hank Azaria: Moe Szyslak, Apu, Comic Book Guy, Carl, Chief Wiggum, General, Lou