The Simpsons (TV Series)
Worst Episode Ever (2001)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Nelson Muntz, Ralph Wiggum
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Quotes
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[Bart and Milhouse are watching a secret tape of police informants]
Ned Flanders : I really hate to be a snitch.
Chief Wiggum : Don't worry, your yellow-bellied ratting will be held in the strictest confidence.
Ned Flanders : Well, in that case, my neighbor Homer released a radioactive ape into my house. It's, uh, taken over the top floor.
Bart : It wasn't dad's fault. The ape tricked him.
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Bart : [to Milhouse, about the boxes of Biclops comic books] How could you spend all our money on a comic book published by LensCrafters? We'll never sell these. Birds won't even use them in their nests.
[Bird Cawing]
Milhouse : Okay! So I made one bad decision!
Bart : It's my fault for leaving you in charge. Sometimes I forget how young you are.
Milhouse : I'm only three months younger than you.
Bart : Oh, look. You're getting cranky. You haven't had your juice.
Milhouse : Well, my straw broke off in the carton. That's not the point! We're supposed to be partners! And you're pushing me around like a Playskool corn popper.
Bart : [Chuckles] It's a vacuum cleaner, Milhouse.
Milhouse : [clearly frustrated] Whatever! I demand respect! I have feelings! I'm a human boy, just like you!
Bart : [completely oblivious] Shh. Use your indoor voice.
Milhouse : [fed up with Bart's selfishness] Okay, that's it!
[charges and lunges at him for a fight, but a commercial break occurs before the ugly part happens]