Six Feet Under (TV Series)
Static (2005)
Lauren Ambrose: Claire Fisher
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Quotes
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Claire Fisher : I'm *not* drunk.
Kirsten : It seems like you are.
Claire Fisher : I'm not.
Kirsten : Claire, you fell asleep at your desk this morning, twice, and I can smell it.
Claire Fisher : You can't smell vodka.
Kirsten : I can.
Claire Fisher : Anyway, you're being a little fucking bitch.
Kirsten : Alright, Claire, we're all really sorry that your brother died.
Claire Fisher : Really?
Kirsten : Yeah, really, but you've been drunk or high at work, like, every day this week and it's starting to scare people. I mean, I've told them all to give you a break, but ...
Claire Fisher : Well this doesn't feel like much of a fucking break... 'Kirsten', being followed into the bathroom and lectured at by some school teacher.
Kirsten : Just go home for the day and sleep it off, okay? I won't tell.
Claire Fisher : You won't tell?
Kirsten : No.
Claire Fisher : Who won't you 'tell?'
Kirsten : Human Resources.
Claire Fisher : If you wanna fucking tell...
Kirsten : Alright, I'll tell Human Resources!
Claire Fisher : Goddammit, go! Tell! Tell! Tell!
Kirsten : Okay! I am wicked pissed! You are gonna be so fired!
Claire Fisher : Yeah, well, I'm fucking Ted.
Kirsten : ...no way.
Claire Fisher : Way.
Kirsten : Marianne and Johnny ...
Claire Fisher : Didn't wanna hurt your feelings. Sorry.
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Claire Fisher : Everyone you know is gonna die.