- Oscar Goldman: Next time you want a holiday, I'll let you have it as long as you're only gone for one day.
- John Dine: [posing as Steve Austin] I knew you'd say something like that.
- Ed Jasper: Johnny... still not used to that face!
- Col. Steve Austin: [posing as John Dine] Well, neither am I.
- Breezy: [Austin, posing as Dine faces Breezy in the boxing ring] You'r a dead man, Dine.
- Col. Steve Austin: You're gonna take me to your boss.
- Breezy: No, I'll mess up that brand new face of yours... again. And then I'm gonna snuff you out.
- Col. Steve Austin: Any time you're ready.
- Oscar Goldman: Steve, I've been coming to the fights here for years, this is some of the best action I've ever seen. Oh, you two don't know each other. Steve Austin, Marcus Grayson.
- Col. Steve Austin: How ya doin', Marcus?
- Marcus Grayson: I can't complain, Steve.
- Marcus Grayson: That right hand of yours, what is it made of, iron?
- Col. Steve Austin: Not exactly, but you're close.
- Marcus Grayson: Man, I believe it!
- Oscar Goldman: After what's happened this week, how am I ever gonna be sure that it's you?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, I got an idea, everytime I come into the office, you can kick me in the shins. And if I yell, it's not me.
- [they laugh]