- Major Kelly Wood: [Steve has just caught a falling studio light] Steve, those lights weigh a ton.
- Col. Steve Austin: Oh, they do?
- Major Kelly Wood: And you caught it with one arm, how?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, two hands are for beginners.
- Oscar Goldman: [Steve has just informed Oscar of the damages] How will they get down?
- Col. Steve Austin: Don't be such a ray of sunshine, Oscar, your microphone's still on.
- Major Kelly Wood: How are you?
- Col. Steve Austin: [pause] I'm fine.
- Major Kelly Wood: Lying to a nurse and a fellow pilot is a violation of the rules. But when you are fine, I know a place in Houston that serves a really fantastic diner. Reasonable too.
- Col. Steve Austin: Where is this restaurant?
- Major Kelly Wood: My place.
- Oscar Goldman: The bookmakers are having a field day down here.
- Col. Steve Austin: Yeah, well, don't tell me, big numbers with lots of zeros make me dizzy.