The Six Million Dollar Man (TV Series)

Return of the Robot Maker (1975)

Richard Anderson: Oscar Goldman

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• Robot : [picks up phone]  Sally, go to the top secret vault and bring out the Brahmin file, will you?

• Dr. Chester Dolenz : I don't want you to think of me as your enemy, Mr. Goldman. May I call you Oscar?

  Oscar Goldman : It won't work, Dolenz. Steve Austin and I know each other too well. You can't keep this up for long.

  Dr. Chester Dolenz : I've made mistakes in the past. I know, Steve Austin said my first robot squeaked. But this time I've foreseen every possibility. This new robot is a supreme mechanism. Every human detail has been painstakingly reproduced. This robot eats and drinks. I've installed an incinerator to burn up all of the fuels and foods ingested into the body. It thinks! It can even simulate breathing.

• Col. Steve Austin : You know Oscar, you tell that joke about three times a week.

  Robot : It's the only one I know.

  Col. Steve Austin : Yeah, but if you learned another one, then you'd have two.

• Col. Steve Austin : Oscar, how did you do that?

  Robot : Hm?

  Col. Steve Austin : Well, that coffee, it's scolding hot.

  Robot : Well, I have the perfect, eh, stomach for working in Washington, Steve, I can eat anything, I can drink anything, I just burn it up. It's cast iron.

• Oscar Goldman : By the way, just out of curiosity, how did you know which one of us was me?

  Col. Steve Austin : Very simple, Oscar. Robots don't sweat when they're nervous.