- Peggy Callahan: Oh dear, you're *the* colonel Austin?
- Col. Steve Austin: I'm the only one I know.
- Peggy Callahan: Oh, golly.
- Lieutenant Dobbs: You sure you haven't had anything to drink?
- Col. Steve Austin: I was... I was drugged...
- Lieutenant Dobbs: Who drugged you?
- Col. Steve Austin: A man in a mask.
- Lieutenant Dobbs: And this masked man, did he ride a white horse?
- Oscar Goldman: [on phone] Let me speak to Miss Johnson.
- Col. Steve Austin: [on other line in Oscar's office] Oh, Miss Johnson is now Miss Callahan.
- Oscar Goldman: Oh yes, yes, yes Miss Calahan. I change my secretary every three months, I can't remember my own security orders.
- Peggy Callahan: He wants me to help you in any way I can.
- Col. Steve Austin: Good. first off, you can start by giving me your home adress and telephone number.
- Peggy Callahan: Oh... is that the routine here?
- Col. Steve Austin: What's your security clearance?
- Peggy Callahan: I'm a three.
- Col. Steve Austin: You're about to be jumped to a six.
- Store Clerk: Well by golly, it appears to me you're building nothing short of a robot.
- Peggy Callahan: That's right, how did you know?
- Lieutenant Dobbs: Do you really expect me to swallow that? That there's an exact duplicate of Colonel Austin's hand with his fingerprints on it?
- Oscar Goldman: That's right.
- Lieutenant Dobbs: And that someone stole and used it to put Austin's prints on the murder weapon?
- Oscar Goldman: Exactly.
- Hopper: I would really have preferred to have seen him spend the rest of his life behind bars, but, I don't know, to be shot by the police as a fugitive, well... I'm not complaining