- Oscar Goldman: I told you it was going to be like this, pal. I agreed to make Jaime bionic, with strings attached, remember?
- Col. Steve Austin: I know, Oscar, but...
- Oscar Goldman: I came through for you, pal. How 'bout you backin' me up now?
- Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, I know what I said, but I can't let her do it. Can't you see? I can't!
- Oscar Goldman: We made an agreement.
- Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, I... look I'd do anything in the world for you... for Washington. But I can't let Jaime get into that kind of danger!
- Jamie Sommers: What exactly is it that Uncle Sam expects in return?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, I guess he wants you to be part of the team.
- Jamie Sommers: How many people are on the team?
- Col. Steve Austin: Well, Oscar's the head coach, and, so far, I'm the only player.
- Oscar Goldman: I've got to talk to you, we've got a problem.
- Col. Steve Austin: Oscar, you've always have a problem. I'd like to get my wedding planned.
- Col. Steve Austin: Jaime, this is no tennis match! You hit a ball into this net and you'll get your head blown off!
- Jamie Sommers: Well, then, I'll just have to aim high and serve nothing but aces.
- Joseph Ronaugh: Colonel Steven Austin. I can't tell you what a pleasure it is to see you face to face again.
- Col. Steve Austin: Have we met before?
- Joseph Ronaugh: You did considerable damage to me, Colonel Austin. And now I'm going to do considerable damage to you.
- Jamie Sommers: Tell me something?
- Col. Steve Austin: Anything.
- Jamie Sommers: We're gonna live happily ever after, aren't we?
- Col. Steve Austin: You bet. Here's to us.
- [they clink]
- Col. Steve Austin: You really like her don't you?
- Helen Elgin: Oh, I've like that sweet girl ever since your day in the third grade. Remember, she helped you come home because you got sick from eating all that food?
- Col. Steve Austin: Yeah, but I never told you which sweet little girl dared me to eat all that food.
- Jim Elgin: Helen, you sure it's legal for the stepfather of the groom to give the bride away?
- Helen Elgin: Well, as long as the stepfather of the groom isn't the father of the bride, it's legal.
- Dr. Rudy Wells: Jaime's body is producing massive amounts of white bloodcells to fight off something foreign in her system.
- Col. Steve Austin: You mean she has an infection?
- Dr. Rudy Wells: No, it's her bionics, Steve. Jaime's body is rejecting her bionics.