Soap (TV Series)

Episode #1.15 (1978)

Ted Wass: Danny Dallas

Quotes 

• Elaine Lefkowitz : [Holding Danny at gunpoint]  Now take off that mask!

  Danny Dallas : [pulls off mask]  Hi.

  Elaine Lefkowitz : [awestruck]  Hell-o!

  Danny Dallas : Now listen, I'm not a burglar or anything.

  Elaine Lefkowitz : [eagerly]  Are you a rapist?

  Danny Dallas : Oh, no, no, no, nothin' like that, uh-uh.

  Elaine Lefkowitz : [deflated]  Oh. Well, I wish you could have broken in a couple hours ago when I had some make-up on.