"The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour" Glenn Ford, Carroll O'Connor, Robert Merrill, Harvey Korman, Steve Martin (TV Episode 1971) - Sonny Bono as Self - Host

Sonny : Honey, I understand why you're a little disappointed, I, I know know how much you wanted to go to Hawaii, but, well, I just couldn't afford a round trip ticket for the two of us.

Cher : Who said anything about the two of us?

[Sonny gives the camera a hurt yet baffled look]

Cher : Who said anything about round trip?
Sonny : Christmas was really nice. My mother cooked. My mother cooked for us, and, eh, she really knows how to stuff a turkey, doesn't she?

Cher : Yeah, straight in her mouth.
Sonny : It wasn't nice when my mother to came to our house and you asked her to be the Christmas tree.
Glenn Ford : This is a warrant for you, it's a 504.

Sonny : What's a 504?

Glenn Ford : Well, it's a citation for overacting in front of 22.000 people.

Sonny Bono: Self - Host