Quotes
Glenn Ford, Carroll O'Connor, Robert Merrill, Harvey Korman, Steve Martin
The Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour
- Sonny: Honey, I understand why you're a little disappointed, I, I know know how much you wanted to go to Hawaii, but, well, I just couldn't afford a round trip ticket for the two of us.
- Cher: Who said anything about the two of us?
- [Sonny gives the camera a hurt yet baffled look]
- Cher: Who said anything about round trip?
- Freeman King, your culture announcer.: Tonight's opera was first performed in Venice in 1641, and received absolutely no applause. Not a clap. Nothing.
- Sonny: It wasn't nice when my mother to came to our house and you asked her to be the Christmas tree.
- Glenn Ford: This is a warrant for you, it's a 504.
- Sonny: What's a 504?
- Glenn Ford: Well, it's a citation for overacting in front of 22.000 people.