- Cher: Merv, you see, Sonny has this terrible problem: every time he opens his mouth, words come out.
- Merv Griffin: That is serious!
- Bonnie: Clyde, you must remember that I have more than just a tremendously sexy body. I also have a tremendously sexy criminal mind.
- Theda Bara: Where is my sheik, that handsome devil that made my emeralds sparkle and my rubies tingle?