The Sopranos (TV Series)
Amour Fou (2001)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Furio Giunta : [while cursing in Italian caused by the pain from Dr. Freid removing the bullet from his right leg]
Christopher Moltisanti : Will you shut the fuck up? Your going to make him hit an artery
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [Jokingly] you should thank God it didn't anything important
Furio Giunta : [to Tony while grabbing his shirt, referring Dr. Freid] this fucking prick is really a doctor?
Dr. Freid : [Noting his a urologist, before removing the bullet] close, I'm a "prick" doctor
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Christopher Moltisanti : [Referring to Jackie Jr] Little mother fucker, his going Tony. His going big time
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : You sure it was Jackie Jr.?
Christopher Moltisanti : I find him, I'm doing him tonight
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : No, your not
Christopher Moltisanti : Why not?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Because I said so
Christopher Moltisanti : Why?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I don't have to explain nothing to you
Christopher Moltisanti : Because his Jackie Aprile's kid? Your not going to let this go. You can't do that, he took a shot at me. He tried to kill Furio, we're "made."
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Every person you whack, you risk exposure. Major murders: it's what the Feds ask for Christmas
Christopher Moltisanti : Bullshit, your a fuckin hypocrite
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : The fuck you just say?
Christopher Moltisanti : You preach all this wise guy shit and meanwhile the only ones that got to play by rules are us. I loved you
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What happens is what I decide not you. Now you don't love me anymore that breaks my heart but it's too fuckin bad because you don't got to love me, but you will respect me
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : All right, spit it out. Whenever I bring her up, you get this weird puss, and then you ask me, "does she seem happy?" like maybe she's not. Or, "does she remind you of somebody?" with that weird puss on, like you don't like it. "Our mo fo" or whatever the fuck you call our relationship!
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Carmela Soprano : [while reading the newspaper] this mad cow disease, I think it's terrible the English government didn't tell people sooner
Tony Soprano : [Jokingly] they probably didn't want to create a stampede
Carmela Soprano : Oh by the way, guess which former medical student is no longer dating Ms. "Queen of Mean"?
Tony Soprano : You're kidding? Jackie Jr. and Meadow are finished?
Carmela Soprano : [Nodding] frankly I am delighted. Angie Bonpensiero said Kevin told her that Jackie Jr. was smoking marijuana and he was caught cheating on an exam at Rutgers
Tony Soprano : Oh gee, that bad?
Carmela Soprano : [Referring to Noah Tannenbaum] she would've been better off with that black kid. His got a 4.0 GPA and his moving to India for the U.N. I told you
Tony Soprano : I suppose that's my fault
Carmela Soprano : [Before answering the phone when it rings] she wasted three months with Jackie Jr.
Carmela Soprano : [Over the phone] Hello
Gloria Trillo : Mrs. Soprano, Gloria Trillo, Globe Motors
Carmela Soprano : Oh course Hi, how are you?
Gloria Trillo : I hope I'm not calling you at a bad time but the new E320 just came in and I thought you might want to take a look at it
Carmela Soprano : Oh no I don't think so, thank you though. I still have another year on my lease
Gloria Trillo : Well, run it by your husband, maybe he'll want to treat you
Carmela Soprano : Ok maybe I will. Thank you for calling
Gloria Trillo : OK bye, hope to see ya
Carmela Soprano : [Before hanging up] bye bye
Carmela Soprano : [to Tony] What a nice woman
Tony Soprano : Who?
Carmela Soprano : Some sales woman from Globe Motors
Tony Soprano : What?
Carmela Soprano : She wants me to test-drive the new E series wagon and I'm not interested but she was awfully nice to me the other day. She gave me a ride home while they serviced the wagon but I really should hold onto it for another year don't you think?
Tony Soprano : Another year, yeah
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Service Manager : I was just wondering if we could switch days off
Gloria Trillo : [after seeing Tony enter the car dealership] alright just give me a minute
Service Manager : I just thought we could switch days off
Gloria Trillo : yeah sure, I just got a customer coming in alright?
Gloria Trillo : [Greeting him] Tony
Tony Soprano : [Forcefully grabs her arm and pulls her into her office to talk privately] don't you fuckin "Tony" me, are you out of your fuckin mind talking to my wife?
Gloria Trillo : Alright I was upset about your ex-girlfriend alright? The "poor confused kid." I thought you should see my version. I'm sorry alright?
Tony Soprano : You drove her home, what the fuck? And you look right into my eyes and don't tell me?
Gloria Trillo : Alright it's just normal to be curious about someone that you love's significant other
Tony Soprano : No, it's not: it's fuckin twisted
Gloria Trillo : No, it is not. I don't want to argue, your upset and I understand it's on the margins for someone like you and I'm sorry. It'll never happen again, ever
Tony Soprano : No shit, now you can tell your shrink your own dating relationships
Service Manager : [after he leaves her office] what'd you mean?
Tony Soprano : [while leaving the dealership] it's fuckin over
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [after seeing her hang up her cell phone, frustrated, while they lie on a bed in a hotel room] What?
Gloria Trillo : I thought it might be my sister?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That family shit you were telling me about?
Gloria Trillo : yeah
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : It's ok if you don't wanna talk about it, really
Gloria Trillo : She said I could never see my niece and nephew again, right before Christmas
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : When we had a new Santa Clause at our Christmas party in the neighborhood... it wasn't very good
Gloria Trillo : I love those two children so much. She said I was turning them against their father, which I wasn't, not that he doesn't deserve it, fuckin crackhead sack of shit. Hannah and Shamus go to this "alternative", private, elementary school in Santa Monica where it's all about the children's self esteem
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Yeah, I hate that shit
Gloria Trillo : so, I happen to ask Hannah, she's in the third grade, "Are you gonna be in the Christmas play"? She says "We don't call it the Christmas play, we call it the 'Winter Festival." So I was like "Whatever." I don't say anything and then Shamus says "We're not allowed to call it "Christmas, we call Christmas the C word" and I fuckin flipped out
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What did Shamus say?
Gloria Trillo : Fuck does he know? His ten. So, my sister gets all pissed off because her husband, their father, teaches at the school except his on medical leave for "substance abuse treatment" and one thing led to another and she said I always had it in for John: she forbid me to see them again
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : He smokes crack? This fuck?
Gloria Trillo : Without those two kids. Maybe we'll I'll get lucky? The way these trucks go by out here, maybe I'll get plastered onto a grill?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Hey, what the fuck?
Gloria Trillo : I'm just kidding, it never rains. I think their gonna fire me over at Globe: fuckin Arnie Mills sexually harasses me and then dares me to sue
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Uh huh
Gloria Trillo : Anyway, fuck him
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Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Gloria] Me and this broad, we're leather and lace, Burning ring of fire, whatever the fuck
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Amour Fou as the French call it, Crazy love all consuming
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That's it, I tell you, we push each other's buttons
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Most people don't push your buttons
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : That's not true. I know you think I'm like a Hard cold captain of industry type. That's not all there is. I don't know, she gets freaky, I mean what'd you think? Is she a full blown loop de loop or what?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : As you well know I cannot...
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [interrupts her] Discuss another patient
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to bribing her to know Gloria's psychiatric evaluation] What if I duke you an extra five?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I'm not charging you at all this month because last month you overpaid
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Well, you gave me a lot of good tips that session
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [sternly] I won't have it, don't offer it again
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Alright, alright, Jesus
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Let's get back to Gloria
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : She never wants any money either
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And you like this about her?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : She's very independent minded, that I do like
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You see her as independent, strong
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Why? She's not?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : We're talking about your perceptions
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : She made her own way in the world. Irina was such a helpless fuckin baby. Gloria knows a lot of shit, Buddhism, the movies, she went to Morocco all by herself. Those eyes, dark black eyes. When she stares, she's like a Spanish princess in one of those paintings, a Goyim. Her eyes are deep
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [assuming what she's referring to] Complicated
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : I said Deep. You said Complicated
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You said Dark
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [irritated] All right, spit it out. Whenever I bring her up, you get this weird puss, and then you ask me, Does she seem happy? like maybe she's not? Or, Does she remind you of somebody? With that weird puss on, like you don't like it. Our mo fo or whatever the fuck you call our relationship!
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You've told me what you see in Gloria. What do you think she sees in you?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Oh, please, what does she see in me? I don't know all the faggots and fuckin crybabies running around, I mean whatever else I am, I'm not them. I'm more of, you know, like I said Captain of industry type
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You're a tough guy
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Oh, come on
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : It's ok, you can say it
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Come on, you'll embarrass me with that shit now
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [before Tony nods] Does Gloria know what you do for a living?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : You mentioned Fire can we say there are certain kinds of people that are drawn to fire? Looking for an inevitable result, like a moth to a flame?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [doubting her assessment] And this is Gloria? And I'm the flame?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [referring to Gloria throwing a piece of London broil at him out of anger] Why would anybody hit you of all people with a side of beef?
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : She's Complicated
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I said Complicated. Dark you said
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : No, I said her eyes are Dark