The Sopranos (TV Series)

Army of One (2001)

Mark Karafin: Egon Kosma

Quotes 

• Principal Cincotta : [In his office, to AJ and Egon, showing them their tests]  imagine neither of you ever got so much as a passing grade on any geometry test and then the mid-term. Sister Agnes shared these with me: both of you ninety-six percent. Remarkable, I'd like to call your parents and share the good news with them

  A.J. Soprano : Oh, you really don't have to

  Principal Cincotta : What do you want to tell me? If you cooperate now, it'll be easier later

  Principal Cincotta : [Referring to the janitor]  I don't have to waste my time with you, it was both your urine that Mr. Lugumo spent two hours scrubbing. Your DNA was an exact match

  Egon Kosma : [Begins to cry]  oh, Jesus

  A.J. Soprano : His the one who peed first! I didn't even have to pee until he did it. I could take another test. You can watch me