The Sopranos (TV Series)
House Arrest (2000)
Dominic Chianese: Junior Soprano
Quotes
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Janice Soprano : Why Didnt you call 911?
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : With what, my fucking toes?
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Tracy : [after adjusting the face mask of the CPAP machine to cover his mouth and nose] ok all set, it'll ramp up to eight pounds per cubic inch, just keep your airway nice and open when your sleeping
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : I don't snore
Tracy : oh, don't be embarrassed, obstructive sleep apnea is serious, every time your airway closes down and you wake up fighting for breath, it puts tremendous strain on your heart. Dr. Douglas Schreck is absolutely right in prescribing this for you
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : it makes me look like a sick man
Tracy : you're not sick
Tracy : [referring to waking up at night] but testing shows REM-wise you have forty arousals per hour
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [while taking off the face mask of the CPAP machine, referring to "arousals" as an erection because she's attractive] , more since I met you, what a such thing to say
Tracy : [amused] "arousals" meaning a change in your stages of sleep, you are such a flirt. I'll stop tomorrow to see how you did ok?
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [smiling, continuing to flirt with her] I'm counting the beats
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Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [after looking through the refrigerator] where's that fuckin Manicotti?
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : It's gone
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : Half a fuckin tray in there
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : I was hungry
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : Son of a bitch
Bobby 'Bacala' Baccalieri : You know it's not my fault you got your hand caught, why'd you have to be so nasty?
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Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [Meeting privately in Junior's doctor's office] that coke provides a nice income stream you have any ideas the bills I got?
Tony Soprano : Just keep it away from the garbage routes
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : The lawyers, the doctors, the double sawbuck for a plastic pillow just so I can sit comfortably
Tony Soprano : Why don't you just sit on that nice pile of cash you got?
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : My finances are nobody's God damn business
Tony Soprano : [Referring to Richie] The garbage is my business and I don't want you and that shit bird fuckin it up
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [Amused] Your business?
Tony Soprano : Yeah, why don't you get it through that bald dome of yours?
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : Why does everything have to be so difficult? You know back in the fifties we worked together. Even rival families settled their differences amicably
Tony Soprano : [Sarcastically] oh yeah, I remember that picture of Albert Anastasia lying there all "amicable" on the barber shop floor
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : There were exceptions: I'm just saying
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Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : Livia, what you don't know could fill a book.
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Catherine : [referring to the hospital policies] It's all about the insurance
Catherine : [while sitting in a wheelchair, gestures to her son standing behind her] You remember my Chuckie?
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : Little Chuckie, he drove the bike for the butcher's?
Catherine : He's a cop now, like his father: a detective
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [referring to her deceased husband, asking about the cause of death] He was a good egg your Lou, a real straight shooter, had a lot of class, Hodgins, no?
Catherine : It's been almost fifteen years
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : That long?
Catherine : [referring to when her husband passed on] It was the week the shuttle exploded: the pension helps, the grandchildren. You look good, are you healthy?
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : A little heart trouble, nothing much, you broke your ankle?
Catherine : Bunions, are you still in Belville?
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Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [after he hands him an envelope, referring to the envelope short of money] It's "light"
Richie Aprile : You got your nephew to thank for that
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : What'd you mean?
Richie Aprile : I ran into him the other day, at the garbageman's ball, whatever the fuck it is: he says we can't sell coke on the route anymore
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : What?
Richie Aprile : It's what he said, I guess nobody should eat but him. You should see him in the golf outfit, he looked like Wallace Beery
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : [angrily] Where does he get the... fuckin balls?
Richie Aprile : He's the boss
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano : And this shit is ok with you?
Richie Aprile : I know you how much you love him, I don't want to say anything disparaging