The Sopranos (TV Series)
House Arrest (2000)
David Margulies: Neil Mink
Quotes
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Neil Mink : [after Tony places a case of champagne on his desk] what's all this?
Tony Soprano : [jokingly] you looked thirsty the last time I saw you
Tony Soprano : [sarcastically as Neil gives Tony back a bag of money he asked him to hold for him] Oh, yeah, I knew I left this some place
Neil Mink : [walks to the front of his desk] Anything new?
Tony Soprano : You know, keeping busy
Neil Mink : [while lighting a cigar for Tony] Carmela? The kids?
Tony Soprano : Good, you know school shit
Neil Mink : You bet that game last night?
Tony Soprano : [referring to the bag of money] Yeah, what'd you think I need this for?
Tony Soprano : [after sitting down] so, what do I owe you counselor?
Neil Mink : you pay me when I actually have to do something
Tony Soprano : Let's hope that fuckin day never comes right?
Neil Mink : It almost did very recently
Tony Soprano : [sarcastically] here we go: the Neil Mink lecture series
Neil Mink : well, isn't it fair to say we were staring into the abyss? A very close call with the brush on that murder beef
Tony Soprano : I told you, I was home alone
Neil Mink : [jokingly] you and Macaulay Culkin: except neither one of you would've been alone. Champagne's nice. You want to give me a real gift? Insulate yourself from these shenanigans, I told you once already
Tony Soprano : [irritated] I do, I am, what the fuck do you want from me?
Neil Mink : [sternly] Use one of the businesses we've got doing something besides showing income on a tax return: spend some time at Garden State Refinery
Tony Soprano : Oh, please, do you know what boiling fat smells like?
Neil Mink : you have an office at Barone Sanitation: get your ass out of that strip club and go there
Tony Soprano : Alright, I hear ya
Neil Mink : the FEDS are a business, millions of tax dollars in watching your ass. Sooner or later, just like you, their gonna want a return on that investment
