The Sopranos (TV Series)
Long Term Parking (2004)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Phil Leotardo : Anybody ever die in your arms, you cocksucker? A family member, somebody you love?
Tony Soprano : No.
Phil Leotardo : Well, give it time. See if I can't make that happen for you.
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Tony Soprano : [referring to Phil Leotardo, who just insulted Tony's crew and left the room] Was that fuckin' necessary? He shouldn't even have been here!
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni : He's got a right to be here. He's got a right to *a lot* of things right now.
Tony Soprano : [referring to Tony Blundetto] My cousin acted alone. I did not sanction this.
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni : [referring sarcastically to JFK assassination] The "lone gunman" theory.
Tony Soprano : You know how close he and Angelo were in the can. He flipped the fuck out!
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni : When he whacked Joey Peeps, what flipped him out that time?
Tony Soprano : Whaddaya, whaddaya want, John? What do you want me to say?
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni : I want your cousin on a FUCKING SPIT!
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Valentina La Paz : [In the hospital room, after Tony just told her he's going back to live at home with Carmela] I'll kill myself!
Tony Soprano : [his phone rings] I gotta take this.
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Tony Soprano : [Meeting privately] There he is. The King of New York!
Tony Soprano : Congratulations.
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Thanks Tony.
Tony Soprano : You deserve it.
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : This is the last time we'll meet like this; It's undignified.
Tony Soprano : Ok.
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : So, what's the word on your cousin?
Tony Soprano : I think I know where he's holed up.
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : And?
Tony Soprano : I know this has to be done, but I'm asking you now as a friend, let me handle this myself.
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I can't do that.
Tony Soprano : You can whatever the fuck you want; you're the fuckin' boss.
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I chose not to then.
Tony Soprano : I want your promise that it'll be quick.
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : I'm not going to lie to you. I don't have to. Phil's going to do it. And he'll do it his way.
Tony Soprano : This is me now, come on.
Johnny 'Sack' Sacramoni : Anything else?
Tony Soprano : No.
Tony Soprano : You know what? I'll give you "undignified." Go fuck yourself, you, Phil, and whoever. He's my fuckin' cousin.
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[referring to Adrianna's health]
Tony Soprano : Are you still feeling sick, Hon?
Christopher Moltisanti : Please! They've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon.
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Tony Soprano : Look, Tony's in hiding, John.
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni : You either deliver that prick to my door, or I will rain a shitstorm down on you and your family like you have NEVER fucking seen.
[pause]
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni : We're done here.
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Tony Soprano : You alright?
Christopher Moltisanti : [while watching the movie Three Amigos!] Some funny shit.
Tony Soprano : The fuck is wrong is with you?
Christopher Moltisanti : I snorted a little H, I know but I can't stand the pain. I loved her.
Tony Soprano : [Punches him then kicks him when his lying on the ground and shouting] You think you're alone in this?
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Adriana La Cerva : [Over the phone] Hello?
Tony Soprano : Yeah, it's me. Look everything's ok. Jesus I don't even know how to say this. It's Christopher, he tried to commit suicide.
Adriana La Cerva : Oh my God, is he alright?
Tony Soprano : His fine. He was up by Ramapo, apparently took some pills and this trooper found him in a bathroom of this diner and brought him to the hospital. His mom's on her way up there now. Did he say anything to you? Did he "appear" suicidal?
Adriana La Cerva : No.
Tony Soprano : Are you sure? Because his mom said he's very upset over something.
Adriana La Cerva : [Remains silent]
Tony Soprano : Anyway, I'm on my way up there now and I'm going to send Sil by to pick you up then ok?
Adriana La Cerva : Jesus Christ.
Tony Soprano : You know he's been drinking so he's probably fighting that heroin urge again, anyway Sil's on his way.
Adriana La Cerva : Ok.
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Christopher Moltisanti : [Talking privately, referring to their cousin Tony B] What's up? You hear from Tony?
Tony Soprano : I just talked to Kelvin, Calvin, whatever the fuck his name is. That redneck from North Carolina. He got a call from the Bureau of Alcohol and Tobacco. Some fuckin' bodegas in Newark been selling cigarettes without the tax stamps on them.
Christopher Moltisanti : Stupid spics, they were suppose to stamp it themselves.
Tony Soprano : The Feds are all over it. I don't have enough on my fuckin' mind?
Christopher Moltisanti : Any idea on how you're going to handle it?
Tony Soprano : Handle what?
Christopher Moltisanti : Our cousin. You know Phil and John?
Tony Soprano : I don't know. I got to think about it. From now on Paulie supervises the entire cigarette run. You split everything down the middle with him.
Christopher Moltisanti : What?
Tony Soprano : You fuckin' heard me.
Christopher Moltisanti : I got a fuckin' wedding to pay for.
Tony Soprano : [Sarcastically] Well, if I were you I'd cut out the open bar.
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Silvio Dante : Don't me wrong, I always liked your cousin: whacking Philly's brother was a major pook in the ass
Tony Soprano : you know my cousin almost cried when I put him in charge of the casino? All I did for that blue eyed prick... he completely fucks me over! I gotta get down on my knees to Johnny Sack
Tony Soprano : [to Christopher when he enters the room] where the fuck you been? Your late
Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly] The highway was jammed with broken heroes on a last chance power drive
Tony Soprano : Oh, you're gonna get fuckin cute now?
Christopher Moltisanti : anything on Tony B?
Silvio Dante : Nah, his still on a milk carton
Christopher Moltisanti : [when Andriana enters the room] there she is, my smelly valentine
Adriana La Cerva : Christopher, that's not funny
Tony Soprano : [to Christopher when Adriana serves him alcohol] the fuck you doing?
Christopher Moltisanti : I can handle a cocktail once in a while, right?
Adriana La Cerva : [to Tony and Sil] you guys ok, need anything else?
Tony Soprano : You still feeling sick, Hun?
Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly] Please, they've gotta replace her colon with a semi-colon
Silvio Dante : [to Adriana] Maybe you should be a vegan?
Adriana La Cerva : Doctor says I gotta relax
Christopher Moltisanti : From what? She's got the world at her feet: she walks around like impending doom
Tony Soprano : [to Sil and Christopher] Come on, we gotta go
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Jimmy Petrille : [over the phone, referring to the feud between Johnny Sack and Little Carmine which Johnny Sack won] the "tennis match" with those guys: my guy won
Tony Soprano : oh, yeah?
Jimmy Petrille : [referring to Little Carmine] the other one, the son, he "dropped out"
Tony Soprano : what, he got hurt?
Jimmy Petrille : nothing like that, it's settled, that's all
Tony Soprano : [before hanging up the phone] alright
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Tony Soprano : You know I had a dream that I moved back in here
Tony Soprano : [when she doesn't respond, referring to his infidelities] just for the record, I realize what I did was wrong, my..."activities", while I lived here
Carmela Soprano : knowing you were wrong isn't the half of it
Tony Soprano : [amused] oh, really, what's the other half?
Carmela Soprano : well, supposed something did happen, theoretically where we did get back together, any marriage needs fidelity
Tony Soprano : like Popeye says "I am what I am"
Carmela Soprano : well, I didn't marry a cartoon character
Tony Soprano : well, it wouldn't be a cartoon: you had your own indiscretions yourself. That thing with Furio?
Carmela Soprano : [adamantly] I did not sleep with him
Tony Soprano : I'm just saying we're all human, that's all
Carmela Soprano : you know the truth is, I got myself where I am but your open indiscretions, your total disregard...
Tony Soprano : [interrupts her] your right, it was horrible
Carmela Soprano : [referring to when Tony's former mistress Irina called Carmela to tell her Tony also also slept with her cousin Svetlana] I have a knot in my stomach every time the phone rings
Tony Soprano : like you were saying "theoretically" if we do reconcile, that "stuff" will never happen again
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Tony Soprano : So, the other day, what you said, I processed it. You know, your feelings, it really hit home with me finally
Carmela Soprano : You know with you out of the house, I had a chance to do a lot of thinking. I mean, it's partly my fault, but I need something else in my life. With Meadow getting engaged, AJ...
Tony Soprano : You want another kid?
Carmela Soprano : No, turns out there is a lot for sale on Crestview: a little over an acre, I was thinking I could build a spec house and take my dad in as a partner. I mean my allowance is what it is but...
Tony Soprano : How much is the lot?
Carmela Soprano : Six hundred thousand. Anyway, he would oversee the construction
Tony Soprano : Well, I'll call Ginsberg and have him free up a down payment
Carmela Soprano : And then?
Tony Soprano : I'll move back in
Carmela Soprano : Supposing that happened, what about the other issues that were on the table?
Tony Soprano : [referring to his infidelity] I swear to you on our children that my midlife crisis problems will no longer intrude on you anymore
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Tony Soprano : [while picking her up from the hospital] so, you all set?
Valentina La Paz : don't look at me
Tony Soprano : well, you look good and your gonna look good with the short hair like... what's her name? That actress?
Valentina La Paz : [ignoring his comments] just take me home
Tony Soprano : [before pointing to his watch] I can drop you off but I really can't stay
Valentina La Paz : why not?
Tony Soprano : [after sitting down] alright, look off, as far as the medical bills and the prescriptions, that's covered
Valentina La Paz : [realizing his breaking up with her] you motherfucker
Tony Soprano : hey, take it easy
Valentina La Paz : [referring to while she's recovering from her wounds] "this" is how you leave me, when I almost burned to death cooking you a fuckin snack?
Tony Soprano : you could've just as easily making yourself something to eat
Valentina La Paz : am I that fuckin horrible?
Tony Soprano : no, you're not horrible at all. I'm going back to my wife
Valentina La Paz : you selfish fuck! I hate you
Tony Soprano : look, there's no future with us. I told you right from the get-go, that's why I didn't want you "hitching" your "wagon" to my life
Tony Soprano : [seeing her become emotional] you'll heal up: you'll meet somebody else
Valentina La Paz : fuck you!
Tony Soprano : [when his cell phone rings] I didn't come here to fight, I came here to pick you up and end this like a gentlemen
Valentina La Paz : [points at him] I'm gonna fuckin kill myself
Tony Soprano : [ignores her, referring to the phone call] I gotta take this