The Sopranos (TV Series)

Luxury Lounge (2006)

Max Casella: Benny Fazio

Quotes 

• Benny Fazio : [Answers the door after Artie rang it several times late at night]  Artie, do you know what time it is?

  Artie Bucco : We need to talk

  Benny Fazio : Now? My wife is pregnant, she needs to sleep

  Artie Bucco : Martina told me about your credit card business, step outside Ben

  Benny Fazio : [to his wife]  I'll be outside a minute honey

  Benny Fazio : Look, your upset alright? But it's not my fault that little "trick" got greedy

  Artie Bucco : [Eventually pushes him against the wall]  oh, so she's a little "trick" huh?

  Benny Fazio : I was going to cut you in but now your acting stupid

• Artie Bucco : Benny, can I get you a Martina?

  [Benny gives him a strange look] 

  Benny Fazio : Excuse me?

  Artie Bucco : A Martina. It's like a martini, but it's from Albania.

  Jen Fazio : I've never heard of it.

  Artie Bucco : Well, apparently they go down real easy.

• Artie Bucco : [jokingly, walking up to Christopher, Benny, Murmur]  Benny, Mo, and Jack, how's the Bruschetta? You guys got a quorum? Lemme get you a table

  Benny Fazio : [to Christopher and Murmur, referring to sitting at the bar]  You guys go ahead, I'm gonna stay right here

  Artie Bucco : [before gesturing to where Martina's standing, referring to Benny]  My best customer but his nailed to this fuckin spot: it's either the wine or the view

  Artie Bucco : [referring to Martina]  Such a sweet kid, you know she told Charmaine, back in Albania, her whole family got blown up waiting for an oil change: the shit she's been through, we just had to help her. Charmaine called in a favor with her cousin in Manhattan, got her a working visa and get started on the Green Card

  Artie Bucco : [gestures to her to come over]  Martina, come do some hosting

  Martina : Hi

  Christopher Moltisanti : Hey

  James 'Murmur' Zancone : What's up?

  Artie Bucco : [to Martina, referring to Christopher, Benny, Murmur]  This is your cheering section here

  Martina : Hello Benny

  Artie Bucco : [to Martina]  You got the reservations squared away?

  Martina : It's very few right now

  Artie Bucco : [explaining why he has so few customers]  Football season

  James 'Murmur' Zancone : I could watch her walk away all night

  Christopher Moltisanti : [jokingly]  Good, because like most girls with you, that's what she's gonna do

  Artie Bucco : Ah, just to be young and single like these two, right Benito?

• Benny Fazio : [talking privately, after Benny sees Artie chastising Martina]  why are you kicking her ass like that?

  Artie Bucco : if you're referring to the fact, she's my employee and I'm telling her what to do, last time I checked, that's the way it works

  Benny Fazio : she thinks you want her to cry, I said that's not true

  Artie Bucco : she told you that? Because you two talk all the time

  Benny Fazio : yeah, so what?

  Artie Bucco : maybe you should hire her?

  Benny Fazio : I know how to treat people

  Artie Bucco : [sarcastically]  you're a "people person", obviously

  Benny Fazio : I am and when their good to me, they get "treats" and when they're not, I got this "severance" thing I do. It's a "complete break", actually

  Artie Bucco : [laughs]  I get it, see? You talk it around it so much I almost missed it