The Sopranos (TV Series)
Pine Barrens (2001)
James Gandolfini: Tony Soprano
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Quotes
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Tony Soprano : [over the phone] It's a bad connection, so I'm gonna talk fast! The guy you're looking for is an ex-commando! He killed sixteen Chechen rebels single-handed!
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Get the fuck outta here.
Tony Soprano : Yeah. Nice, huh? He was with the Interior Ministry. Guy's some kind of Russian green beret. This guy can not come back to tell this story. You understand?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I hear you.
[the telephone connection is lost - Tony swears, and Paulie hangs up]
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [turning to Christopher] You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.
Christopher Moltisanti : His house looked like shit.
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Tony Soprano : [Referring to Gloria while getting worked up] I'm telling you something's fucked up here because one minute she's fine and the next minute she's a fuckin lunatic
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I asked you whether or not she seemed like a happy person?
Tony Soprano : Oh, by that I'm suppose to know she's going to throw a fuckin roast beef at my head?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : Read into things however you chose
Tony Soprano : [Calming down] why does everything have to be so hard? I'm not saying I'm perfect but I do the right thing by my family. Doesn't that count for anything?
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : I think we should discuss what attracted you to Gloria in the first place
Tony Soprano : [Rubbing his head] we've been through that already
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : And Irina before her
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [Listing the commonalities of Tony's past mistresses, eventually implying those qualities are similar to his mother] depressive personalities, unstable, and impossible to please. Does that remind you of any other woman?
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Tony Soprano : [referring to Irina calling and posing as a teacher from AJ's school, while in the cabin of his boat] That phone call: it was an old girlfriend
Gloria Trillo : [sarcastically] Oh, you mean she wasn't from the school? My God, she sounded so convincing
Tony Soprano : I'm trying to be honest here
Gloria Trillo : Yeah? If you're trying to be honest, why'd you lie?
Tony Soprano : I don't wanna piss you off
Gloria Trillo : So, it's really more about you then?
Tony Soprano : What're you talking about? I didn't wanna hurt your feelings
Gloria Trillo : No, what you said was that you didn't want to piss me off, which implies you'd have to deal with me which was more about "sparing" you than my fuckin feelings
Gloria Trillo : [after throwing the gift he gave her out the window and leaving] Merry Christmas
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Tony Soprano : [over the phone] you know that "Russkie" Valery, works for Slava? Well, he owes Sil five grand, for the other "thing" you know? I need you to go pick it up tomorrow
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : why don't Sil go?
Tony Soprano : Sil's dying: his going home because of the flu
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [from the bad connection from his cell phone] I didn't hear you
Tony Soprano : [raises his voice] his sick, he has the flu
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm supposed to take my mother to Social Security tomorrow
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [after Tony gives him Valery's address] I don't even know why we deal with these people?
Tony Soprano : wanna guess?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : they make us money
Tony Soprano : [before hanging up] thank you
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Dr. Jennifer Melfi : and the family's well?
Carmela Soprano : honestly, I'm a little concerned about our daughter
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : what's the problem?
Carmela Soprano : she's dating a boy... the son of some friends of the family actually
Tony Soprano : [to Melfi] I think I mentioned him to you. I don't know, I guess I'm not as "optimistic" as I once was
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : she was dating a different boy, a young African American man?
Carmela Soprano : they broke up, actually, he broke it off with her
Tony Soprano : [to Melfi] believe that?
Carmela Soprano : well, you didn't exactly give him much choice Tony
Tony Soprano : oh, so now I'm responsible for her being with Jackie?
Carmela Soprano : I'm just saying if you hadn't been so mean to him, who knows? Maybe she might not be with this one
Dr. Jennifer Melfi : [when Tony doesn't respond] I find it very interesting that your able to talk about this without ranker
Carmela Soprano : actually, we haven't been arguing as much lately
Tony Soprano : it's the therapy, we're learning how to communicate
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Tony Soprano : [over the phone] Yeah?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's me
Tony Soprano : What now?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : What now? Chrissy's head is bleeding and I'm freezing to death, that's what fuckin now
Tony Soprano : Hey, take it easy
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I'm through taking it easy: we're fuckin starving out here
Tony Soprano : What'd you want me to do about it?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Come fuckin get us
Tony Soprano : You don't even know where the fuck you are
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Exit twelve
Tony Soprano : What?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Exit fuckin twelve
Christopher Moltisanti : [giving them the name of the exit from the highway] Pikes Hollow or some shit
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Pikes Hollow: there's a dirt road at the turnoff. We're parked about a mile in near some picnic tables
Tony Soprano : I find the car, then what?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : I don't know, start yelling. We're in a truck, that dirt road might be the same one we're on
Tony Soprano : Put my nephew on the phone
Christopher Moltisanti : Yeah, T?
Tony Soprano : Are you alright?
Christopher Moltisanti : I don't know, my head's killing me
Tony Soprano : [while having poor cell phone reception] what? I can't hear you
Christopher Moltisanti : My head hurts, I think I got a concussion
Tony Soprano : alright, just stay calm
Christopher Moltisanti : Bring some food alright?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [yells to the phone] Some fuckin shoes too
Tony Soprano : [before hanging up] Alright, hang in there
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Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [over the phone, referring to Valery] We saw that guy but we had a problem: it got a little physical
Tony Soprano : Your just supposed to pick up the money
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : We did but he started giving us some shit, the prick sucker punched me
Tony Soprano : Where are you now?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : A rest stop in the Garden State
Tony Soprano : where's the guy?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : [referring to the trunk of the car] With the luggage
Tony Soprano : Are you fuckin kidding me?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : Your breakin up, I can't hear you
Tony Soprano : [raising his voice] I said are you fuckin kidding me?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It got bad: we had no choice
Tony Soprano : I'm supposed to meet Slava later. What the fuck am I supposed to say to him?
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri : It's ok, nobody was around, what'd you wanna do?
Tony Soprano : You use your own judgement: whatever you decide, you do it way the fuck away from me, you understand?