The Sopranos (TV Series)

Proshai, Livushka (2001)

Aida Turturro: Janice Soprano

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Quotes 

• Carmela Soprano : This is such a crock of shit.

  Mary DeAngelis : Carmela.

  Carmela Soprano : I'm sitting here thinking I should protect my children from the truth about their grandmother on the one hand. On the other I'm saying to myself, what kind of example am I setting? Evading and smiling, passing out cheese puffs - over a woman we know was terribly dysfunctional! Who spread no cheer, at all.

  Mary DeAngelis : Carmela, be quiet!

  Carmela Soprano : This is MY house.

  Mary DeAngelis : I'm leaving!

  Hugh DeAngelis : [shoots to his feet]  Let her talk, goddamn it!

  Mary DeAngelis : Sit down, Hugh!

  Hugh DeAngelis : No, I'll speak if I want, goddamn it! Who are you? Minister of propaganda? We suffered for years under the yoke of that woman! Years! She estranged us from our own daughter. Ruined I don't know how many goddamn Christmases, I don't even want to begin to count.

  Janice Soprano : Hugh...

  Hugh DeAngelis : No, don't hand me that! Bullshit! You wanted it, and you got it.

  Tom Giglione : [quietly]  Hear, hear.

  Carmela Soprano : From beyond the grave, even! This is a woman who didn't want a funeral. You all, her children,

  [pointing at Tony, Janice and Barbara] 

  Carmela Soprano : you ignored her wishes! Only after she's dead, by the way. She didn't want a funeral! She didn't want a remembrance of any kind. Why? She didn't think anybody would come! She wouldn't write down her memories for her grandchildren because she figured nobody loved her enough to read them! She knew there was a problem.

  [an uncomfortable silence follows] 

  Artie Bucco : Um, there's uh, desserts... in the dining room, if anybody wants some.

  [quickly exits] 

  Charmaine Bucco : Yes, um... and they're all from Vesuvio, our new pastry chef, Bobby Vasquez. Thanks.

• Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [while going through their mother's belongings in the basement after she passed away]  You know, maybe your right? My shrink says not all women are cut out to be mothers

  Janice Soprano : Is that a slam at me?

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [referring to Janice's son]  No, look, if my father was in the freakin Cirque du Soleil, I would've turned out like Harpo... Hal

  Janice Soprano : You know this is fuckin weird

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : What?

  Janice Soprano : None of my child's schoolwork or artwork or anything for that matter is here anymore and nor is Barb's

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : Get the fuck outta here

  Janice Soprano : well, take a look. She only saved yours

  Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr. : [while taking the items out of a box]  What're you talking about? Here's Barbara's communion certificate, here's her baby shoe

  Janice Soprano : Yeah, that's it: nothing of mine