South Park (TV Series)

Butt Out (2003)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Mr. Mackey, Randy - Butt-Out Member, Randy Marsh, Rob Reiner, Reiner's Assistant #1, Mr. Garrison, Bartender, Factory Worker #1, Factory Worker #2, Reiner's Assistant #2, Man with Cupcake

Quotes 

• Mr. Mackey : [Mr Mackey catches the boy smoking outside the school]  OK, let me tell you boys something about smoking, OK? Smoking's bad. And if you start smoking at an early age, it's gonna be bad. And smoking can lead to all kinds of health problems... like cancer... OK? And let me tell you something about cancer... cancer's bad.

• [last lines] 

  Stan Marsh : Well, I guess we learned our lesson.

  Kyle Broflovski : No we didn't, dude! No we didn't!

• Rob Reiner : All right, boys. Just do what I tell you and we'll be able to sue this tobacco company for 2 billion dollars. As soon as we get to the main facility, I'll snap the photo of you kids then we can all run out. Think you can handle it?

  Eric Cartman : Handle it? For 2 billion dollars I'd handle my grandpa's balls, sir.

• Rob Reiner : Eric, do you know what a hero is? A hero is somebody who sacrifices himself for the good of others. You can be a hero, Eric. All you have to do... is eat the cupcake.

• Eric Cartman : I thought you guys were my friends, but I guess I was wrong.

  Kyle Broflovski : Yeah, dude. You were totally wrong.

  Kenny McCormick : Uh-huh.