South Park (TV Series)
Pinkeye (1997)
Isaac Hayes: Chef
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Quotes
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Stan Marsh : [fighting off a zombie] Okay, Chef, dial the hotline number!... Chef?
[Chef has become a zombie]
Kyle Broflovski : CHEF!
Chef : [singing] I'm gonna make love, even when I'm dead / My body might be cold, but it's always hot in my bed / Make love, don't be afraid / Just because my heart ain't beating, don't mean you won't get LAID!
[lets out a whoop]
Stan Marsh : Let's get outta here!
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Kyle Broflovski , Eric Cartman , Stan Marsh : [at Chef's house] Trick or...
[Chef appears brandishing chainsaws, scaring the crap out of them]
Chef : Get off my property, you brain-eating zombie bastards!
Kyle Broflovski , Eric Cartman , Stan Marsh : CHEF! IT'S US!
Chef : Oh! Sorry, children, I thought you were one of them!
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Principal Victoria : Good morning there, children. I love the Elvis costume, Chef.
Chef : Elvis? I'm Evil Knievel! Why the hell would I dress up like Elvis?
Principal Victoria : Well, why the hell would you dress up like Eviel Knievel?
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Chef : Get the hell outta here Johnson, I don't want any goddamned pink eye!
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Chef : Doc, I've seen this kind of thing before. This ain't no pinkeye. It's the living dead. Dead people getting up and walking around. They have no heartbeat, breathing, or feeling. Observe.
[Chef pulls a patient's arm off]
Eye Doctor : Uh... Chef, Mr. Torez doesn't have pinkeye. He's here for a routine exam.
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[Chef bursts in on the Mayor and Officer Barbrady]
Mayor : Why Chef, what a surprise.
Officer Barbrady : You're probably wondering why we're standing here with a pile of money and no pants on.
Chef : Actually, uh...
Mayor : Well, I can assure you that it has absolutely nothing to do with the Japanese mafia.
Officer Barbrady : Not a thingy-dingy.