Space Ghost Coast to Coast (TV Series)
King Dead (1999)
George Lowe: Space Ghost
Quotes
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Space Ghost : [standing outside his apartment speaking through a megaphone] ATTENTION! I HAVE THE KEYS! IT IS MY APARTMENT!
Zorak : Oh no, the keys!
Space Ghost : [speaking through the megaphone] IF YOU'RE WATCHING MY CABLE, PLEASE DESCRIBE WHAT'S ON!
Zorak : What about our unreasonable demands?
Space Ghost : [speaking through the megaphone again] YOU DIDN'T LIST ANY. LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOVIE IS GOING DIRECTLY TO VIDEO. VIDEO PRISON!
Zorak : Oh yeah? Well, we're sending Benjamin out in pieces!
Space Ghost : [still speaking through the megaphone] THAT'LL BE FINE. JUST DON'T TOUCH MY TV, OKAY? OR YOU'RE - KING DEAD!
[clears his throat]
Space Ghost : SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU ALL WATCHING?
Zorak : Hang on. It's, it's on, but we're not watching it.
Space Ghost : [final speech through the megaphone] YOU'RE WASTING IT! I'M COMING IN!
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Space Ghost : Space Ghost: Have you seen that show, Jon?
H. Jon Benjamin : The Dr. Katz show, that's the show you're talking about?
Space Ghost : No, not that show, Jon. The show I'm talking about has skeletal dogs.
H. Jon Benjamin : Oh well, tell me about it.
Space Ghost : Well, it's got dog skeletons with the bones that dogs do have. You know, I mean, the ones they own. That are in their body. Under the fur.
H. Jon Benjamin : Is it that great?
Space Ghost : Well, it hasn't aired yet, Jon, but I'm sure that it will.
H. Jon Benjamin : But you obviously haven't seen it.
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[first lines - cold opening mid-sentence]
Space Ghost : ...king dead! And if you don't open the door and let me in, you're fired.
Zorak : Well, we're not opening the door. How do you like that?
Space Ghost : Then you are completely fired!
Moltar : Good! We didn't want to work here, anyway!
Space Ghost : Good, because now you don't!
Zorak : Good, because we're leaving!
Space Ghost : Good, because that's good!
Zorak : Good!
Moltar : Good!
Space Ghost : Good!
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[Space Ghost answers the phone]
Space Ghost : What's your message?
Zorak : Please. Help me. I am being attacked.
Moltar : [off-phone] And you're a woman.
Zorak : And, uh, I'm a woman.
Moltar : Hang up. He'll be here any minute.
Space Ghost : She'd be dead by the time I got there.
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[Zorak and Moltar have occupied Space Ghost's apartments and are hiding under lampshades]
Space Ghost : Hmmm... these aren't my lamps. These have feet.
[Guest Jon Benjamin, whose monitor is also hidden under a lampshade, chuckles]
Space Ghost : I'd better go get a new apartment.
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Space Ghost : Tansut, where's my TV?
Tansut : I'm stripping!
Space Ghost : Yeah, I know. Where's my TV?
Tansut : "The Case of the Missing TV!"
Brak : BUH-NA-NA-DUHHH!