- Space Ghost: [standing outside his apartment speaking through a megaphone] ATTENTION! I HAVE THE KEYS! IT IS MY APARTMENT!
- Zorak: Oh no, the keys!
- Space Ghost: [speaking through the megaphone] IF YOU'RE WATCHING MY CABLE, PLEASE DESCRIBE WHAT'S ON!
- Zorak: What about our unreasonable demands?
- Space Ghost: [speaking through the megaphone again] YOU DIDN'T LIST ANY. LOOKS LIKE YOUR MOVIE IS GOING DIRECTLY TO VIDEO. VIDEO PRISON!
- Zorak: Oh yeah? Well, we're sending Benjamin out in pieces!
- Space Ghost: [still speaking through the megaphone] THAT'LL BE FINE. JUST DON'T TOUCH MY TV, OKAY? OR YOU'RE - KING DEAD!
- [clears his throat]
- Space Ghost: SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU ALL WATCHING?
- Zorak: Hang on. It's, it's on, but we're not watching it.
- Space Ghost: [final speech through the megaphone] YOU'RE WASTING IT! I'M COMING IN!
- Space Ghost: Space Ghost: Have you seen that show, Jon?
- H. Jon Benjamin: The Dr. Katz show, that's the show you're talking about?
- Space Ghost: No, not that show, Jon. The show I'm talking about has skeletal dogs.
- H. Jon Benjamin: Oh well, tell me about it.
- Space Ghost: Well, it's got dog skeletons with the bones that dogs do have. You know, I mean, the ones they own. That are in their body. Under the fur.
- H. Jon Benjamin: Is it that great?
- Space Ghost: Well, it hasn't aired yet, Jon, but I'm sure that it will.
- H. Jon Benjamin: But you obviously haven't seen it.
- [first lines - cold opening mid-sentence]
- Space Ghost: ...king dead! And if you don't open the door and let me in, you're fired.
- Zorak: Well, we're not opening the door. How do you like that?
- Space Ghost: Then you are completely fired!
- Moltar: Good! We didn't want to work here, anyway!
- Space Ghost: Good, because now you don't!
- Zorak: Good, because we're leaving!
- Space Ghost: Good, because that's good!
- Zorak: Good!
- Moltar: Good!
- Space Ghost: Good!
- [Space Ghost answers the phone]
- Space Ghost: What's your message?
- Zorak: Please. Help me. I am being attacked.
- Moltar: [off-phone] And you're a woman.
- Zorak: And, uh, I'm a woman.
- Moltar: Hang up. He'll be here any minute.
- Space Ghost: She'd be dead by the time I got there.
- [Zorak and Moltar have occupied Space Ghost's apartments and are hiding under lampshades]
- Space Ghost: Hmmm... these aren't my lamps. These have feet.
- [Guest Jon Benjamin, whose monitor is also hidden under a lampshade, chuckles]
- Space Ghost: I'd better go get a new apartment.
- Space Ghost: Tansut, where's my TV?
- Tansut: I'm stripping!
- Space Ghost: Yeah, I know. Where's my TV?
- Tansut: "The Case of the Missing TV!"
- Brak: BUH-NA-NA-DUHHH!