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Daisy : [answering phone] Hello? Oh, hi, Mike. Yeah, he's here, I'll just get him.
[to Tim]
Daisy : It's your boyfriend.
Tim : He's not my boyfriend.
[picks up phone]
Tim : Hi babe.
Mike : Hello Timmy!
Tim : Where are you?
Mike : Err, Sheffield.
Tim : What are you doing in Sheffield?
Mike : Fell asleep on the tube.
Tim : The tube doesn't go to Sheffield, Mike.
Mike : Yeah, I know. I, uh, must have changed at King's Cross.
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Tim : [answering the phone] Hello? Brian? No, no, he's the weirdo downstairs. Oh, sorry! Sorry, Brian. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Come up. OK, bye.
[puts the phone down]
Tim : Brian's coming up.
Daisy : Why did he phone?
Tim : I don't know, why did he paint his arse blue last week?
Daisy : You don't like him, do you?
Tim : I do like him, I just think he's a bit pretentious.
[Brian enters, wearing an incredibly gaudy outfit]
Brian : How do I look?
Tim : A bit pretentious?
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[Brian has received a letter that simply says "Come"]
Brian : It's from Vulva.
Tim : Oh yeah? Is that another woman's magazine?
Brian : Vulva, it's an old friend. She's having a show tonight.
Tim : You've got a friend called Vulva? Who's called Vulva?
Brian : Her real name's Ian.
Tim : What do you mean *her* real name's Ian?
Brian : She's non-gender-specific.
Tim : Oh what, you mean he's a tranny?
Brian : [smiles] More than that.
Tim : What, a big fat tranny?
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Daisy : You're up early.
Tim : Oh, I haven't been to bed. Me and Mike met up with these two Scottish guys in the pub and they gave us all this cheap speed.
Daisy : Oh Tim, that's so tacky.
Tim : Yeah I know, but y'know they were so nice. I think if we'd said no they'd have got offended and beaten us to death with a pool cue.
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Tim : Hey deadhead. Take a bite of peach.
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Tim : You know when you said it went well? Well, when you said well, did you mean shite?