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Quotes
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Paint ball player : I've always fancied myself as a bit of a soldier.
Tim : I've always fancied myself.
Mike : I've always fancied you.
Tim : *Not here*.
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[Brian is literally wearing a painting]
Tim Bisley : You've got some paint on you.
Brian Topp : It's a literal tribute to the self-reflexivity of Rembrandt.
Tim Bisley : Did he like it?
Brian Topp : He's dead.
Tim Bisley : Bloody hell, that really backfired.
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Brian : [enters, wearing a painting] Can I borrow a teabag?
Tim Bisley : [not looking at Brian] Only if you bring it back.
[sighs]
Tim Bisley : You can have a teabag, Brian, you can't borrow one.
[turns to look at him - pauses]
Tim Bisley : You've got some paint on you.
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Brian Topp : What are you playing?
Tim : Tomb Raider 3.
Brian Topp : She's drowning.
Tim : Yeah.
Brian Topp : Is that the point of the game?
Tim : It depends what mood you're in really.
Brian Topp : What sort of mood are you in then?
Tim : Well, I got a letter from my girlfriend this morning three months too late explaining why she dumped me. It was full of you'll always be special and I'll always love you platitudes designed to make me feel better while simultaneously appeasing her deep seeded sense of guilt for running off with a slimy little city boy named Duane and destroying my faith in everything in the world that is good and pure.
Brian Topp : So it didn't really work then.
Tim : No, it made me want to drown things!
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[Tim and Duane are facing off with paintball guns]
Duane : See Tim, that's the difference between you and I. Organization. Careful thinking. Forward planning. And that is why I sleep in the arms of a beautiful woman and you spend your evenings alone in your bedsit. With cheap porn.
Tim : It's not a bedsit. It's a flat.
[Shoots Duane in the groin]
