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[Tim and Mike are trying to break into Marsha's room.]
Daisy : Look, I'm having no part in this.
Tim : Look, we have to find out where Amber lives.
Daisy : This is all wrong!
Mike : C'mon Daisy. It's the only way.
Daisy : Will you stop it!
Tim : Do you want to be homeless? Do you want to go out and buy "Loot" every morning? Do you want to see what Marsha's room looks like?
[Tim and Mike smile mischievously at Daisy; the scene cuts to her kicking in the door to the room]
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Tim : Okay listen. When we get there let me do the talking. I *am* the only one here who's capable of serious communication, so - Sorry, sorry. That sounded bad. I didn't mean to suggest that you aren't good communicators. Alright, Mike?
Mike : [grunting] Yes.
Tim : Brian?
Brian Topp : [Brian makes an unintelligible noise.]
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Daisy : Colin's gone.
Tim : What?
Daisy : He went next door.
Tim : Oh, Daisy. I'm sorry. How did that happen?
Daisy : He walked.
Tim : Right, right. Sorry. My mum used to use "going next door" as a euphemism for being dead.
Mike : Whoa. Does that mean my rabbit's dead?
Tim : It's been 18 years Mike, where did you think he was?
Mike : [sobbing] Next door!
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Brian Topp : Can we go later?
Mike : Why?
Brian Topp : Frightened.
Mike : C'mon, Brian. You've gotta be strong. What are you, a man or a mouse?
[Brian squeaks]
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Dexter : Is this all above board, Sergeant?
Mike : Are you questioning my orders, Dexter?
Dexter : No, Sergeant.
Mike : Do what I say and I'll make sure you're recommended for a promotion.
Dexter : I just don't see how this matter is a concern for the military.
Mike : Are we not soldiers, Dexter?
Dexter : Yes, Sergeant.
Mike : Do we not have a sacred duty to keep the peace?
Dexter : Yes, Sergeant.
Mike : Could you, in good conscience, neglect to intervene in a needless, solvable conflict?
Dexter : No, Sergeant.
Mike : Then go get your boombox, and let's rock.
