SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)

Hooky/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy II (2001)

Bill Fagerbakke: Patrick Star, Fish #3

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Quotes 

• Mr. Krabs : What did I tell you about those hooks, boy?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Well, I...

  Patrick : I'll tell you about the hooks. You ride them up and up and up, and then you gently float back down.

  Mr. Krabs : And do you know what happens when you don't float back down?

  SpongeBob SquarePants : Gift shop!

  Mr. Krabs : Worse! You end up vacuum-packed in a can of tuna, with nothing to look forward to but the smell of mayonnaise.

  [SpongeBob and Patrick gasp in horror] 

  Mr. Krabs : I want you to promise me you will never go near those hooks again.

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : We promise, Mr. Krabs!

  Mr. Krabs : I wanna hear a sailor's promise. Yo ho, yo ho. Near the hooks I'll never go.

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : Yo ho, yo ho. Near the hooks I'll never go.

  Mr. Krabs : [a hook gooses him]  Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!

  SpongeBob SquarePants , Patrick : Yeow! Mother of pearl! Fire on the poopdeck!

• SpongeBob : Doesn't look like any carnival I ever...

  [bumps into a hook] 

  SpongeBob : Excuse me.

  [gasps as he sees the hook] 

  SpongeBob : Stop Patrick! Don't touch it! This isn't the carnival, Patrick. Those are hooks. Mr. Krabs said they were really dangerous.

  Patrick : [sits on a hook]  Hmmm, I sense no danger here, how can they be dangerous?, they're covered with free cheese!

  SpongeBob : All I know is that Mr. Krabs said... Patrick, don't do that!

  Patrick : [puts a hook with cheese in his mouth]  Cheesy!, no danger here, go on, try it

  SpongeBob : But Mr. Krabs said...

  Patrick : SpongeBob let me ask you something

  [puts 9 hooks in his mouth] 

  Patrick : does this look dangerous?

  SpongeBob : [screaming]  Patrick don't!

  Patrick : Lighten up, will ya? Or do I have to eat all this cheese by mysel...

  [hooks pulls him up] 

  SpongeBob : [gasps]  Patrick! Help! Oh, Patrick, help! Oh, Patrick, come back. Oh, my best friend.

  [Patrick floats down and SpongeBob runs into him as he hits the ground] 

  SpongeBob : Patrick, you're alive.

  Patrick : Am I ever, you should try it

  SpongeBob : But... What about the surface?, and your britches?, and the gift shops?

  Patrick : You just jump off before you get too high.

• Patrick : Hey SpongeBob, you're going the wrong way

  SpongeBob : I always go to work this way

  Patrick : You're not going to work today, we're going to play hooky!

  SpongeBob : But Patrick we promised

  Patrick : Well I had my fingers crossed

  SpongeBob : You don't have any fingers Patrick

  Patrick : Well that Mr. Krabs is just a big dummy, we played on those hooks all day long and nothing happened to us

  SpongeBob : But Mr. Krabs said...

  Patrick : [interrupting him]  Look SpongeBob are you going to listen to a big dummy, or are you going to listen to me?

  SpongeBob : Umm

• Patrick : [the bus suddenly delivers a can of tuna outside his rock]  Hello? Does anyone have a can opener?