SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Series)
Chocolate with Nuts/Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V (2002)
Rodger Bumpass: Squidward Tentacles
Quotes
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[Mermaid Man is talking about his super hero costume]
Mermaid Man : Power's all in the costume! Why else would we run around in colored undies?
[pulls on his costume's "underwear" and snaps it]
Squidward : [grinning mischievously] I can think of three good reasons.
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Mermaid Man : You fiends can't win. You're out-numbered.
Barnacle Boy : You senile bag of fish paste. There are three of us and only one of you.
SpongeBob SquarePants : Make that two.
ManRay : The Quickster.
Squidward : three.
Barnacle Boy : Captain Magma.
Patrick : Four.
The Dirty Bubble : The Elastic Waistband.
Sandy : Five.
Barnacle Boy : M-M-M-Miss Appear.
Mermaid Man : And me makes 10. I think.
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Squidward : Ah, Makeout Reef. Good times, good times.
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Mermaid Man : So, who wants to save the world?
SpongeBob : I do!
Patrick : I do!
Sandy Cheeks : I do!
Squidward : I don't.
Mr. Krabs : Oh, yes you do, no world means no money! So go save the world, or you're fired!
[Squidward crosses his arms and grumbles in protest]
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SpongeBob SquarePants : Floppin' flounder, Mermaid Man! Makeout Reef!
Mermaid Man : [pounding the table] Those fiends! Attacking hormonally stressed-out children!
Squidward : [smiling dreamily] Ah, Makeout Reef. Good times, good times.