Sports Night (TV Series)
Smoky (1999)
Josh Charles: Dan Rydell
Quotes
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Dan Rydell : It's not time to dally with Sally.
Casey McCall : Dan.
Dan Rydell : That was an unfortunate rhyme.
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Casey McCall : What's your problem with Sally?
Dan Rydell : Look at her. I don't think she's of this world.
Casey McCall : You don't think she's of this world?
Dan Rydell : I do not.
Casey McCall : What world do you think she's of?
Dan Rydell : She scares me. She's too good looking. Nobody's *that* good looking. I'm not that good looking.
Casey McCall : Do you really think she was flirting with me?
Dan Rydell : Her beauty comes from a very strange place. Have you noticed that?
Casey McCall : The places her beauty comes from weren't that strange to me. I can identify almost all of them.
Dan Rydell : Don't do it Casey. She's got an agenda.
Casey McCall : You think she wants a job on "Sports Night"?
Dan Rydell : No, I think she wants to rule all of Metropolis.
Casey McCall : You see the job she does on "West Coast Update." She's a very skilled producer.
Dan Rydell : Of course she's skilled. She's Satan's handmaiden!
Casey McCall : She's not Satan's handmaiden.
Dan Rydell : On the entire planet, have you ever seen anyone with eyes like that? Huh? She's a Stepford producer!
Casey McCall : I say she's a very nice person.
Dan Rydell : I say she has no reflection!
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Dan Rydell : This is science fiction. I'm all alone on this. I stand completely alone. Sally is an alien. Do you understand me? At night, she peels off her body and lives on Steve Guttenberg's boat.
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Isaac Jaffe : While we do have many shows on this network, and there's nothing wrong with a little healthy competition, we are all a team here, and we will treat each other with respect.
Sally Sasser : I think I speak for everyone on the 2 A.M. when I say that we have nothing but respect and admiration for each and every person at Sports Night.
Dan Rydell : He's talking about you, ya freak...
Isaac Jaffe : Thank you, Daniel.
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Dan Rydell : You could be having sex with Yoko Ono right now!