- Mitch Hopson: [while being restrained by several medics] Satan's in my throat, he's reaching for my soul!
- Luther Hawkins: This guy doesn't need a doctor, he needs an exorcist.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: [finds Kochar hiding in a supply closet] You just look like my brother did the night before his wedding.
- Dr. Vijay Kochar: [upset about losing his virginity to Martin] But for me, there will be no wedding.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: What do you mean? I rented my sari!
- Dr. Vijay Kochar: Sorry.