- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: We've been searching high and low for you.
- Dr. Robert Caldwell: Ehrlich, you are a dead man. I want my scrubs, now!
- Nurse Lucy Papandrao: [Lucy hands Caldwell his scrubs] Oh, you know you don't look half bad without your clothes on. Oh, but I'd wax my back if I were you.
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: [as Caldwell is putting part of his scrubs on] Your fly boy's got some bleeding at the surgical site, nothing serious, but, I didn't want to damage the graft by applying pressure.
- Nurse Lucy Papandrao: Aren't you gonna ask him?
- Dr. Victor Ehrlich: [as Caldwell runs to his patient and Ehrlich chases him] Huh? Oh yeah. Lucy and I figured out about the rubber bands, but what are you gonna do with the bowling ball, huh?