- [discussing Stace's dog]
- Stace: Now take Mug back there. His tongue is hangin' out about a yard long. I can't understand that, either. It's the first time beer's ever given him a hangover.
- Luke Perry: I'd hate to have him after me - even with a hangover.
- Stace: He's very gentle, really. He'd eat right out of your hand.
- Davey Kane: I bet he'd eat right out of your leg, too!