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Captain Kirk : Well, opinions?
Chekov : I think we're in a lot of trouble.
Captain Kirk : That's a great help, Mr. Chekov. Bones?
McCoy : I think Chekov's right, we are in a lot of trouble.
Captain Kirk : Spock, and if you say we're in a lot of trouble...
Spock : We are.
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Harcourt Fenton Mudd : [explaining his latest trouble] I, uh... sold the Denebians all the rights to a Vulcan fuel synthesizer.
Capt. Kirk : And the Denebians contacted the Vulcans.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd : How'd you know?
Capt. Kirk : That's what I would have done.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd : Oh. It's a typical police mentality. They've got no sense of humour; they arrested me!
McCoy : Oh, I find that shocking.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd : Worse than that! Do you know what the penalty for fraud is on Deneb 5?
Spock : Guilty party has his choice. Death by electrocution, death by gas, death by phaser, death by hanging...
Harcourt Fenton Mudd : The key word in your entire peroration, Mr. Spock, was... d-d-d-DEATH. Barbarians! Well, of course I... left.
Capt. Kirk : [to the others] He broke jail.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd : I, ah, borrowed transportation...
Capt. Kirk : He stole a spaceship.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd : ...the patrol reacted in a hostile manner...
Capt. Kirk : They fired at him!
Harcourt Fenton Mudd : They've got no respect for private property - they damaged the bloody spaceship! Well, I... I got away, but I couldn't navigate, so I wandered out through unmapped space. And here I found... Mudd!
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McCoy : [talking about Norman] There's something wrong about a man who never smiles, and whose conversation never varies from the routine of the job, and who won't talk about his background.
Spock : I see.
McCoy : Spock... I mean, that it's, uh... it's odd for a non-Vulcan. Um... the ears make all the difference.
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McCoy : Well, you must be very unhappy, Mr. Spock.
Spock : That is a human emotion, Doctor, with which I am totally unfamiliar. How could I be "unhappy?"
McCoy : Well, we found a whole world of minds that work just like yours - logical, unemotional, completely pragmatic - and we poor, irrational humans whipped them in a fair fight. Now you'll find yourself back among us illogical humans again.
Spock : Which I find eminently satisfactory, Doctor, for *nowhere* am I so *desperately* needed as among a shipload of illogical humans.
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McCoy : [mechanically] You offer us only well-being.
Scott : [mechanically] Food and drink and happiness mean nothing to us.
McCoy : We must be about our job.
Scott : Suffering in torment and pain, laboring without end.
McCoy : Dying and crying and lamenting over our burdens.
McCoy , Scott : [together] Only this way can we... be... happy.
[They curtsey sweetly]
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McCoy : All right, it's worked so far, but we're not out yet.
Captain Kirk : [to Spock as he enters] Well?
Spock : Success, Captain. We've been pruning the leaves and branches of the tree, now it is time to get to work on the root.
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Dr. McCoy : [referring to large darkened pane on wall] Harry, what's this?
Harry Mudd : [pressing button by pane to reveal Stella android] Ah. That, gentlemen, is a shrine to the memory of my beloved Stella.
Capt. Kirk : Who?
Harry Mudd : Stella, my wife.
Dr. McCoy : Dead?
Harry Mudd : Oh, no, no, no, merely deserted. You see, gentlemen, behind every great man there is a woman, urging him on. And so it was with my Stella. She urged me on into outer space. Not that she meant to.
[with increasing irritation]
Harry Mudd : But with her continual, eternal, confounded nagging--well, I think of her constantly, and every time I do, I go further out into space.
Dr. McCoy : That's very interesting. You leave your wife and then bring her along.
Harry Mudd : I had the androids construct a perfect replica of Stella, so that I could gaze upon her, and rejoice in her absence. Gentlemen, attend. Stella, dear...
Stella Mudd : [switching on, angrily] Mm, Harcourt? Harcourt Fenton Mudd, what have you been up to? Nothing good, I'm sure. Well let me tell you, you lazy, good-for-nothing...
Harry Mudd : Shut up!
Stella Mudd : [switching off] Nothing... thing... thing.
Harry Mudd : Marvelous, isn't it? I finally have the last word with her...
[to Kirk]
Harry Mudd : and with you.