Star Trek (TV Series)
Mudd's Women (1966)
DeForest Kelley: Dr. McCoy
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Quotes
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Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : Are you wearing some unusual kind of perfume or something radioactive, my dear?
Ruth Bonaventure : No, I'm just me.
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Mr. Spock : I'm happy the affair is over. A most annoying emotional episode.
Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : [points at his chest] Smack right in the old heart. Oh, I'm sorry.
[points at his spleen]
Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : In your case, it would be about here.
Mr. Spock : The fact that my internal arrangement differs from yours, Doctor, pleases me no end.
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Captain James T. Kirk : Bridge to transporter room. How many did we get off?
Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : [staring at Mudd's women] Oh. Erm... Four in all, sir.
Captain James T. Kirk : If the captain that vessel can walk, I want him in my cabin immediately. Correction, I want him there whether he can walk or not. Kirk out.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : That fellow sounded a mite upset, didn't he?
Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : [staring at Mudd's women] Yes... yes they are.
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Captain James T. Kirk : Well, come on, you're the doctor. What is it? Is it that we're tired and they're beautiful... and they are INCREDIBLY beautiful.
Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : Are they, Jim? Are they actually more lovely, pound for pound, measurement per measurement, than any other women you've known, or is it that they just... well, ACT beautiful? No, strike that. Strike that.
Captain James T. Kirk : What are they, Bones?
Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : You mean are they alien illusions? That sort of thing?
Captain James T. Kirk : I asked you first.
Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : No. An alien smart enough to pull this would be smart enough to keep my medical scanner from going "BLEEP."
Captain James T. Kirk : I don't follow you.
Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : I don't either.