Star Trek (TV Series)
Mudd's Women (1966)
Roger C. Carmel: Harry Mudd
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Quotes
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Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Don't you think you could possibly, by accident, arrange to leave me behind here? On this planet, that would be punishment enough.
Captain James T. Kirk : I can't do that, Harry, but I will appear as a character witness at your trial, if you think that'll help.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : They'll throw away the key.
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Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : [to Spock] You're part Vulcanian, aren't you?
[Spock doesn't answer, just hums]
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Ah, well, then a pretty face doesn't affect you at all, does it - uh, that is not unless you want it to? You can save it, girls. This type can turn himself off from any emotion.
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Mr. Spock : State your name for the record.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Leo Francis Walsh.
Computer Voice : Incorrect.
Mr. Spock : Your correct name.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Gentlemen, surely you're not going to take the word of a soulless mechanical device over that of a real, flesh and blood man?
Mr. Spock : State your correct name for the record.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Harry Mudd.
Computer Voice : Incorrect.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Harcourt Fenton Mudd.
Mr. Spock : Any past offenses, Mr. Mudd?
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Of course not. Gentlemen, I'm simply an honest businessman.
Computer Voice : Incorrect.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Blast that tin-plated pot.
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Captain James T. Kirk : [referring to the women] Is this your crew, Captain?
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Well, no, Captain. This is me cargo.
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Eve McHuron : You'll never find them, Harry. And if you do find them, you know what they are - a cheat. If you'd care for someone, really care...
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : For whom, Evie? For Kirk? You find out ship's captains are already married, girl - to their vessels. You find that out the first time he came between him and the ship. You'll see.
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Captain James T. Kirk : Bridge to transporter room. How many did we get off?
Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott : [staring at Mudd's women] Oh. Erm... Four in all, sir.
Captain James T. Kirk : If the captain that vessel can walk, I want him in my cabin immediately. Correction, I want him there whether he can walk or not. Kirk out.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : That fellow sounded a mite upset, didn't he?
Lt. Cmdr. Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, M.D. : [staring at Mudd's women] Yes... yes they are.
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Captain James T. Kirk : Destination and purpose of journey?
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Planet Ophiucus III, wiving settlers.
Captain James T. Kirk : Come again, Mr. Mudd? You do what?
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : I recruit wives for settlers. A difficult but satisfying task.
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Eve McHuron : We've got men willing to be our husbands waiting for us and you're taking us in the opposite direction. Staring at us like we were Saturnus harem girls or something.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : That's enough, Evie.
Captain James T. Kirk : The only charges are against Mr. Mudd: Illegal operation of a vessel.
[to Harry Mudd]
Captain James T. Kirk : Do you have any defense to offer?
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Only heaven's own truth; which I have just given you.
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Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : I do hate to see you suffering such a situation, Captain; but, truth is truth, and the sad fact is - you WILL deal. Sooner or later, you'll have to.
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Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : Don't you think you could by possibly, mm, by accident, arrange to leave me behind here? On this planet, that would be punishment enough.
Captain James T. Kirk : I can't do that, Harry. But I will appear as a character witness at your trial, if you think that will help.
Harcourt Fenton Mudd aka Leo Walsh : [Mournfully] They'll throw away the key.