Star Trek (TV Series)

Tomorrow Is Yesterday (1967)

Majel Barrett: Enterprise Computer

Quotes 

• Capt. Kirk : Captain's log, supplemental. Engineering Officer Scott informs, warp engines damaged, but can be made operational and re-energized.

  Enterprise Computer : Computed and recorded, dear.

  Capt. Kirk : Computer, you will not address me in that manner. Compute.

  Enterprise Computer : Computed... dear.

  Capt. Kirk : Mr. Spock, I ordered this computer and its interlinking systems repaired.

  Mr. Spock : I have investigated it, Captain. To correct the fault will require an overhaul of the entire computer system and a minimum of three weeks at a starbase.

  Capt. Kirk : I wouldn't mind so much if only it didn't get so... affectionate.

  Mr. Spock : It also has an unfortunate tendency to giggle.

• Enterprise Computer : Recommendation for his disposition, dear?

  Capt. Kirk : Maintenance note. My recording computer has a serious malfunction. Recommend it either be corrected... or scrapped. Compute.

  Enterprise Computer : [sullen]  Computed!

• [last lines] 

  Capt. Kirk : Starfleet Control. This is the Enterprise, Captain Kirk speaking.

  Enterprise Computer : Record ship arrival, dear.

  Starfleet Control : Enterprise, this is Starfleet Control. Come in, please.

  Capt. Kirk : Starfleet Control, repeating message. The Enterprise is home. Kirk out.