Stargate SG-1 (TV Series)
Citizen Joe (2005)
Michael Shanks: Dr. Daniel Jackson
Quotes
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Daniel : Jack?
Jack O'Neill : He's a barber.
Daniel : Broke into your house?
Jack O'Neill : Yeah.
Daniel : Second week in a row.
Jack O'Neill : Mmmh-hmm.
Daniel : Alarm.
Jack O'Neill : I'm thinkin' "dog".
Joe Spencer : You could try locking your front door.
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Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : Wait a second. If the stones worked the way Daniel says, shouldn't General O'Neill have been able to see elements of Joe's life, as well?
Daniel : Theoretically, yes he would.
Jack O'Neill : [to Joe] Bowling league, Thursday nights?
Joe Spencer : You saw that?
Jack O'Neill : You got game, son.
Daniel : Wait a minute. Jack, you've been seeing parts of the life of a barber in Indiana for seven years, and you never mentioned it?
Jack O'Neill : Yeah, sure I did. I know I did.
Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : No, no you didn't, sir.
Jack O'Neill : I didn't?
Daniel : You didn't find it the least bit odd?
Jack O'Neill : Actually no. I found it quite relaxing.
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Lt. Col. Samantha Carter : That still doesn't explain the proximity issue. I mean, if the stone General O'Neill touched was kept here, how was Joe able to see everything that happened to the General off-world?
Daniel : I think he was getting most of it from when Jack was writing up his reports right here on the base. The stone was being stored just a few levels above.
Joe Spencer : That's why the stories were so easy to write. It was like someone else had done most of the work for me.
Jack O'Neill : [disappointed] And you say they all got rejected?