- Kate Larrabee: Oh please, Mr Brady, we don't have to play these games. You can keep the money, just call it off.
- James Brady: You jet-setters will do anything for laughs, won't you? What's the matter, you run out of thrills?
- Kate Larrabee: Look, here's the doctor's report. It's a remission. I'm going to live.
- James Brady: With all due respect, lady, no you ain't.
- Det. Ken 'Hutch' Hutchinson: It's just something that I find very hard to understand. You had a year to live. I don't know how you could even consider death before it comes. Life is all we've got. Whatever the circumstances.
- Officer Minnie Kaplan: You going to the post office?
- Det. Dave Starsky: You got it.
- Officer Minnie Kaplan: Will you buy me a book of stamps?
- Det. Dave Starsky: I'll deliver them personally to your door.
- Officer Minnie Kaplan: Wouldn't you know it? I gotta work the late shift tonight.
- Det. Dave Starsky: Oh. Well leave your key under the mat. I'll have a fire going for you.
- Officer Minnie Kaplan: Where are you gonna get a fire going? I don't even have a fireplace.
- Det. Dave Starsky: [mischievously] Like I said. I'll have a fire going.
- Officer Minnie Kaplan: You're a trashy boy, Starksy.