Still Standing (TV Series)

Pilot (2002)

Mark Addy: Bill Miller

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Quotes 

• Lauren Miller : Dad, Mom's being totally unfair.

  Bill Miller : Yeah. She does that.

• Lauren Miller : Beat it, squirt, and put some clothes on.

  Tina Miller : Shut up, stupid. Mom said to take my clothes off.

  Judy Miller : But, remember, the underwear stays on till after dinner.

  Bill Miller : Same rules as when we were dating.

• Bill Miller : [in response to his son asking for advice on catching a girl's interest]  So, what's your plan of action?

  Brian Miller : Well, I've just been helping her with her school work, and carrying her books, listening to her problems...

  Bill Miller : Well, that's all well and good, son, if you wanna become a member of the Never-touch-a-booby tribe.

  Brian Miller : The what?

  Bill Miller : Close the door, son. Help is here.