Strangers with Candy (TV Series)

Ask Jerri (2000)

Greg Hollimon: Principal Onyx Blackman

Quotes 

• Principal Onyx Blackman : [talking with Noblet and Jellineck about why students are not reading the school newspaper]  They don't read it because they don't relate to it. Look at these articles; Making Scented Candles, The Truth behind Belgium Lakes, The Ancient art of Japanese Flower Arrangements? If I did not know any better, I would say this was written by a couple of middle age homos.

• Principal Onyx Blackman : Noblet, I'm impressed. Circulation is way up. Of course, the downside is your be a lot busier and spending much less time with the kids teaching.

  Chuck Noblet : I insist on making that sacrifice.

  Principal Onyx Blackman : I knew you, would so I raised a little party at the roller rink. A celebratory celebration to celebrate our circulation.