Style & Substance (TV Series)

Do Not Go Squealing Into That Good Night (1998)

Mary Gillis: Mrs. Oliver

Quotes 

• [Chelsea's obnoxious neighbor arrives] 

  Mrs. Oliver : It only took you six years to invite me over. A couple more years, I'd be dead!

  Chelsea Stevens : That long?

• [Mrs. Oliver's pet pig died] 

  Mrs. Oliver : Don't worry about me being lonely. I'm getting another pig, and they tell me it'll grow to be three hundred pounds.

  Chelsea Stevens : Well, good for you! Just be sure and wear name tags.