The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

French 101 (2006)

Cole Sprouse: Cody Martin

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Quotes 

• Cody Martin : I'm going to go speak the language of love with MY girlfriend.

  Zack Martin : [sarcastically]  Darn you, DARN YOU TO HECK!

• Jolie : Bye, Cody! See you, er, yesterday!

  Cody Martin : 'Yesterday'. She means 'tomorrow'. Isn't that the cutest thing?

• Carey Martin : So I take it you like this French girl too?

  Cody Martin : Le duh!

• Cody Martin : So, how do I look? And be brutal.

  Zack Martin : Like a backstabbing French girl stealing jerk in a goofy sweater vest.

  Cody Martin : You really think it's goofy?

• Cody Martin : [to Bob]  For the last time, that's the difference between boron and freon! Now I'd like to be free from you, boron!

  Bob : Wow! You're as vicious as Zack said.

• Cody Martin : [to Mr. Moseby]  I wanna ask Jolie out. Can you translate for me?

  Mr. Moseby : I'd rather lick the inside of a city bus.

• Cody Martin : [to Jolie]  Hey, did I ever tell you, vos cheveux ressemblent à l'algue?

  [Your hair looks like seaweed] 

  Jolie : Excusez moi?

  Cody Martin : Vous êtes comme idiot comme poteau.

  [You're dumber than a post] 

  Jolie : Je suis quoi?

  Cody Martin : Vous sentez comme une chèvre humide.

  [You smell like a wet goat] 

  Mr. Moseby : [to Zack and Jolie]  How is everything going?

  Cody Martin : [Jolie stomps on Cody's foot and leaves]  Je suis ow!

• Cody Martin : [after seeing Jolie kiss Zack]  This is how you get a girl back for me?

  Zack Martin : It's not what it looks like!

  Cody Martin : Well, I'm gonna kick your a...

  Mr. Moseby : Derrière.

  Cody Martin : That too!

  [chases Zack]