The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (TV Series)

Odd Couples (2006)

Phill Lewis: Mr. Moseby

Quotes 

• London : [running into the lobby]  Moseby! Which of the following phrases sounds the most smarticle?

  Mr. Moseby : The one that doesn't use the word "smarticle".

  [London tears off pages] 

  Maddie : London, I found something that will make you seem smart.

  Mr. Moseby : Smarticle!

  Maddie : Here have a chip.

  [hands the chip to London] 

  London : Ooh, I love chocolate!

  [sticks it in her mouth] 

  London : Ugh, this tastes terrible!

  [spits it out and hands it to Maddie] 

  Maddie : It's not a chocolate chip, it's a computer chip!

  London : Eew!

  [spits it out and hands it to Maddie] 

  Maddie : Actually, It's a tiny, very damp...

  [shakes off spit] 

  Maddie : ...hearing device. You put it in your ear and I can talk to you without Trevor even knowing.

  Mr. Moseby : Or you can just tell the boy the truth and see if he likes you for who you are.

  Mr. Moseby : [London and Maddie stare at him]  Good luck with the chip!

• London : [Reading the board]  What is a "scho-lar"?

  Maddie : Well, It is someone who sould read the sign.

  Mr. Moseby : [to London]  And it is someone who can pronounce the word "scholar".