- Maddie: The good news is, nut girl will probably vote for you, unlike me.
- Trevor: Oh yeah? Well I don't need the vote of some tree-hugger.
- Maddie: If you have it your way, there won't be any trees left to hug!
- Trevor: Oh, next you're going to blame the oil companies for global warming.
- Maddie: Yes, 'cause they're to blame.
- Trevor: Oh, cry me a river.
- Maddie: If I did you'd pollute it!
- Trevor: You bleeding heart liberal!
- Maddie: Establishment puppet!
- Trevor: Do you want to kiss me as much as I want to kiss you?
- Maddie: I'm surprised someone as smart as you would have to ask!
- [they kiss]
- London: [to some museum employee] Wow, didn't see that coming.
- Maddie: I hate you!
- Trevor: I hate you more!
- [continue kissing]
- London: [to the same employee] Boy, I wonder what they'd do if they liked each other.
- London: [running into the lobby] Moseby! Which of the following phrases sounds the most smarticle?
- Mr. Moseby: The one that doesn't use the word "smarticle".
- [London tears off pages]
- Maddie: London, I found something that will make you seem smart.
- Mr. Moseby: Smarticle!
- Maddie: Here have a chip.
- [hands the chip to London]
- London: Ooh, I love chocolate!
- [sticks it in her mouth]
- London: Ugh, this tastes terrible!
- [spits it out and hands it to Maddie]
- Maddie: It's not a chocolate chip, it's a computer chip!
- London: Eew!
- [spits it out and hands it to Maddie]
- Maddie: Actually, It's a tiny, very damp...
- [shakes off spit]
- Maddie: ...hearing device. You put it in your ear and I can talk to you without Trevor even knowing.
- Mr. Moseby: Or you can just tell the boy the truth and see if he likes you for who you are.
- Mr. Moseby: [London and Maddie stare at him] Good luck with the chip!
- Maddie: All I have to do is repeat everything I say.
- London: All you have to do is repeat everything you say.
- Maddie: Don't start yet, London.
- London: Don't start yet, London.
- Maddie: Stop it.
- London: Stop it.
- Maddie: Ugh, this is so not worth the hundred bucks.
- London: Ugh, this is so not worth the hundred bucks.
- Maddie: Maddie, I'm going to pay you 250 bucks.
- London: Maddie, not gonna happen.
- [walks away]
- London: [Reading the board] What is a "scho-lar"?
- Maddie: Well, It is someone who sould read the sign.
- Mr. Moseby: [to London] And it is someone who can pronounce the word "scholar".
- Trevor: So, what's your favorite piece of art that you haven't sat on?
- London: I would have to say...
- Maddie: [walks pass them] The Jackson Pollack. He's such a master.
- London: I would have to say the Jackson Paulig, he such a-perportrator heading south McLellan Highway please proceed with caution.
- [London stares blankly]
- Maddie: [to London from the chip and behind the wall] Sorry London. Sometimes this thing picks up police frequencies.
- [continues to stare blankly at Trevor]