- Esteban: No one calls Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez a thief!
- Zack Martin: No one's got the time!
- Cody Martin: So, we're grounded?
- Carey: Grounded in a suite full of video games and TV? No, you're spending the day with me picking my outfit for my acts.
- Zack Martin: With shoes?
- Carey: Lots and lots of shoes.
- Cody Martin, Zack Martin: Noooo!
- Zack Martin: We gotta catch him.
- Cody Martin: But how? We're only 12 and last week you got beat up by a girl.
- [Maddie is carrying London's dog Ivana, into London's suite]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: I'm sorry about the movie. I didn't know it was a cat flick.
- [sees leaves on the floor]
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: What are all these leaves doing here?
- Zack Martin: Don't come closer. You'll step on the trap I set for the jewel thieves.
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: Have you two totally lost it?
- Cody Martin: You're the one talking to a dog!
- Maddie Fitzpatrick: And she agrees with me. You've lost it.
- Zack Martin: it says, this is the same stuff used by the CIA!
- Cody Martin: Cool! Where did you get it?
- Zack Martin: Burger Barn!