- Nikki Westerly: Derrick! No, get out of my room, Derrick. I said get out!
- Derrick Westerly: Bradin is gonna kill me!
- Nikki Westerly: Look, I don't care, okay. My room is off limits! Now would you get out and please stay out!
- Susannah Rexford: Hey, hey, hey! Keep World War 3 down a minute! What's going on?
- Nikki Westerly: Derrick just barged in!
- Susannah Rexford: You out!
- Derrick Westerly: But Bradin will...
- Susannah Rexford: Look, if Bradin touches a hair on your head, I will rip his ears off.
- Derrick Westerly: Oh. Okay, cool!
- Jay Robertson: It's not that hard! Okay, you're Nicki. When you and a guy start perving on each other, you're like shark biscuits in the dating world. And all a guy wants to do is pull out the filler and get in the nutty which uh... may not be your bowl of rice. You may wanna pash and snog...
- Ava Gregory: Oh, you're just doing that on purpose!
- Jay Robertson: What? I'm Austrailian, I can't help it!
- Susannah Rexford: Men are pathetic cowards!
- Bradin Westerly: [to Derrick] You're dead. I told you not to touch my stuff. You couldn't use a newspaper or something.
- Derrick Westerly: I couldn't find one and I didn't want the paint to spill.
- Bradin Westerly: Well, it did.